Wednesday, November 12, 2008

NUMBERS, NUMBERS AND MORE MOTHERF*CKING NUMBERS

Gyahahahaha, it seems more than a year has passed since the last time I did this, how fast time flies. Well, I'll do the same here as I did that last time, list down everyone in the class, and write down a small review about them, and of course, the very fun rating. Yippee. However, since this is the last year of our Secondary School life, I'll include something I did not. I shall include a new stat known as 'Probability of keeping in contact', fancy, isn't it? It is as it says, I'll put another value beside what I rate you, which signifies the chance of whether the individual in question and myself will keep in touch.

Without further ado... let's begin.

Angelia - Making accusations of racism against me just isn't the thing that will get me to like you. - [1/10] [0.4%]
Felicia Yiap - You're okay to talk to, but you scare me sometimes with your lower jaw. - [5/10] [18%]
Yun Cheng - We started talking a little bit now, but I still don't really know you. - [5.5/10] [35%]
Lynette - Your daughter wants to kill me - [5.5/10] [35%]
Michelle - You're wrathful attitude is a pain sometimes - [5/10] [21%]
Aishah - I don't like you. [0.4/10] [0.3%]
Sarah - Okay, I don't hate you as much now but... - [3/10] [12%]
Ling Ling - I should not be near you and escalators at the same time. Hmm. - [6/10] [35%]
Shermin - Sometimes you treat me like a lifelong friend, sometimes you treat me as that guy you don't want around. - [7.5/10] [50%]
Siti Hawa - You and your stupid Tom. Really, you should not be such a slobberer sometimes. - [7/10] [61%]
Suhanah - Sometimes I dislike you, sometimes I don't. - [4/10] [28%]
Ruth - I don't get why you cannot speak nicely to the teachers, because you can. - [5/10] [11%]
Zafirah - Ahh, get away from me. - [10/99999999] [0.1...%]
Alex - You still play truant all the time, you'll probably regret it when you become old and rusty one day. - [5.5/10] [20%]
Ben - Ben, you and your venturous spirit, don't get to carried away with the money at this point, you may not think the certificate(s) are a necessity, but they make your prospects look better. [7.8/10] [52%]
Kah Yi - You asshole, stop touching my things without my permission, my god. - [27/10] [0%]
Cheng Heng - Hello, Roundy, I'll miss you if we don't see each other again, and I'll be nostalgic whenever I see a ball. - [7/10] [44%]
Clement - Yellow Lemon Dirty Clement, stop being so cheeky, wheeeee... - [6.5/10] [63%]
Whye Keat - Daddy, I want more Mudkipz - [8.2/10] [85%]
Jonathan - You want food, Jonathan? Too bad, you can't eat my blog, or can you? - [8.5/10] [93%]
Marcus - Sometimes you get too angry, too unreasonably. Or maybe it's just your nose. - [6/10] [44%]
Nicholas - Yeah, we like a lot of the same things, probably going to give you a higher rating if I didn't find you so damn stubborn and inconsiderate. Copying my idea was not really very creative of you. - [6/10] [33.3%]
(Tan) Yan Zhi - Stupid dog shit, got to know you a lot this year. - [8.2/10] [85%]
Shawn Tan - So rich, as if your paper can print money. - [5/10] [38%]
Kenneth - Stop taking yourself so seriously all the time, no one's going to think less of you if you made some self-deprecating humour. - [5/10] [35%]
Hao Ran - Bloob bloob, the fillet is ready, yay, time to play Warcraft. - [7.78/10] [75%]

And there we go, it's done, a lot shorter than the previous one, reasons are obvious. And also, bye bye Siti Hawa.

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