Saturday, May 31, 2008

TheAsexual Celibate Asshole

Okay, okay, I've been erroneously calling myself an asexual for sometime now, and I'd like to make a correction, I have never denied the fact I am a heterosexual that has made himself live the life of an asexual, but it turns out, that there is a term for that, known as celibacy.

On a related note, since quite a number of you ask, I shall speak about my feelings of attraction, if any, towards any particular individual. Many people, in response to my 'ambiguous', for lack of a better word, nature, has questioned me about the aforementioned. I claim that I will rarely, if ever, find a person to which I would be attracted.

Here is the formula to explain just what I mean.


Where:
AN = Net Attraction
AP = Physical Attraction - How attractive I find a particular person.
On a scale of 1 through 100
AM = Mental Attraction - How smart I find a particular person.
On a scale of 1 through 100
P.H = Personal History - My social history with a particular person.
On a scale of -8000 through 8000

For example, for a person I find very attractive physically and mentally, but not really know, the values for AP, AM and P.H may be 95, 92, and 125, respectively, such that the value of Net attraction would equal to 8865.

Or if someone I find physically and mentally unattractive and really dislike, his or her AP, AM, and P.H value could be 2, 1 and -3405, which would lead to a net attraction value of -3403.

I hope that clears things up for some of you, cheerio.

**Subject to change.

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